comrade chad

he/him, NO REPUBLICANS, NO BIGOTS

surprisebitch:

vixiano:

poondragoon:

bunjywunjy:

suppermariobroth:

In Mario Party 4, Princess Daisy’s model has teeth, while Princess Peach’s model does not. This is not merely a case of the teeth not being visible in certain animations; while Daisy’s teeth can be seen through her mouth when viewing the model in wireframe mode, Peach simply has no teeth.
Main Blog | Twitter | Patreon | Store | Source: myself, Mario Party 4 (NA,GC) in GC emulator, Model 1, 2

Peach feeds only on soft-bodied prey like jellyfish and gastropods

Daisy, meanwhile, uses her tooth row to scrape algae and soft encrusting organisms from rocks near her tide pool

Peach got all her teeth removed so she can blow Mario easier

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kelssiel:

cullenfucked:

ree-duh:

1953swan:

man imagine getting an anal exam from carlisle. i know the mans a good doctor but his fingers are chilly….

Would he like??? Boil his fingers before hand???

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moodboard for carlisle boiling his hands to put in your ass

i’m gonna fucking murder every last one of you and the lord will not punish me for it

(Source: 1953swan)

me on dec 18th

tupacabra:

kant:

oh yeah baby that’s right 

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capacity:

capacity:

I’m having a lot of fun reading Pamela Anderson’s Twitter right now.

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I can’t believe this is what she’s been up to all this time

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  • Me: *flirting with cashier at Old Navy*
  • Me: when I leave, don't be surprised if the alarm goes off, because I just stole your heart.
  • Me: *leaves, alarm goes off*
  • Me: *with a sly smile* see? told ya.
  • Cashier: i need to check your bag. come back here.
  • Me: no.
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cloudfreed:

peppapigvevo:

cassesque:

postmodernmulticoloredcloak:

flylittlekoala:

the first time EVER scientists managed to spot a pair of deep sea octopi mating it turned out to be 1. two males and 2. two males of different species 3. the much smaller octopus was clearly topping. neither of the octopi showed any sign of distress, so they clearly were into it, and octopi are too smart not to know what they were doing. source

the animal kingdom is a lot gayer than people want you to believe.

everything is a lot gayer than people want you to believe.

octopi are gay culture

reblog if you love this interracial gay couple that refuses to conform to society’s expectations of sexual roles based on size

(Source: youtu.be)
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